Once upon a time, there were two pioneers by the name of William and Theodore, also known as Bill & Ted.
Bill and Ted have been "boys" since way back in 1985, when they met in middle school trying to get girls (a ritual)
They did not live that far apart and they had a lot in common... as in girls, music and food in particular. They were always looking for "Jill & Jen". "Jill & Jen" would be known as a couple good looking girls that just wanna chill with Bill & Ted and head back for a little "horizontal hokey pokey" or maybe to play hospital where "Jill & Jen" could play the role of "HEAD nurse"...
Bill & Ted have many siblings. First, there's Fred. Fred is the middle child between Bill and Ted, however Fred's mom used to hook up a bomb ass "spaghetti pie" and "tossed salad", amongst many other delectible dishes. Ned is Fred's real life half-brother, who is always trying to get his rocks off.
Ed is Fred and Ned's younger cousin who always ended up hanging with the big boys, even though he was much younger. Jed is an old friend who Ted actually met while living with his mom's and eventually we found out Jed had a lot in common with Bill & Ted. Deez Nutzz is an old friend of Fred's whom he met in college. Mr.Cee also is an old friend from way back in the days of high school...
Bill, Ted, Fred, Ned and their various cohorts used to get drunk off their "arse" and go to Vincent's, the hottest under 21 club in the early 90's...
It started as an idea to go to a innocent house party in sWELLESley, but ended up as the trip from hell. Bill and Ted made plans to meet downtown in Burger King, then catch the Green Line out to Woodlawn Station, where one of Ted's boys was to pick us up.
Bill & Ted met, got on the train and were on the way. On the way out to Woodlawn, they noticed the sky starting to darken. Bill & Ted get off the train and make a call to Taco Boy, but cannot find him. After waiting about 45 minutes for him, they decide to start
walking, instead of getting drenched. If you are familiar with the Boston area at all, it was like the equalivent of walking from Downtown Boston to Hyde Park going down a long strip of road called Washington Street, in the pouring torrental rain with a couple of
bag FULL of 64 O.E.'s. Bill & Ted finally arrived to the party soaking wet and the party was in the midst of being broken up by the sWellesley Po-Po. So they hop back on the train going home and they end up passing out on the train and getting at Government Center on the very last train of the night,
now they have run from Government Center to Washington Street station to catch the very last Orange line train of the night. They finally make it but the are stuck at Forest hills, soaking wet trying to catch a taxicab in th the pouring rain... OH WHAT A NIGHT
